Sunday, April 18, 2010
Los Angeles And The Lakers
As you may or may not know, NBA team Los Angeles Lakers have thee most hypocritical fan base known to man! I've been in countless disagreements with my fellow Angelenos on whether the Lakers suck or not. People even had the audacity to claim a team wayyy on the other side the earth! Why? Who do in Cleveland? How many times have you visited Boston? Take pride in your own city. Don't wait til the championship finals to support the Lakers. I hope the wheels on your bandwagon falls off on the way to the Laker parade . . . cheers!
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Non-Believer Of Propanda
"Don't believe everything you see on TV". If I had a nickel for every time I heard that phrase, I'd have Bill Gates' pension . . . ok maybe that was a tad bit extreme, but you get the idea. As a child, I used to be head over heels in love with the WWF. I actually believed that Stone Cold and The Rock hated each other in real life! After this state of mind perished, my eyes were opened and I developed a rare skill known as "self-thinking". Did 9/11 really happen the way that the media portrayed? How much do I actually believe in a history book? If I traveled to other countries and opened their history books, will I receive the same story?
There's only 3 books (in my opinion) that possess undeniable actuality. 1: Math books (if you add 2+2 it would indeed = 4) 2: Cook books (if you prepare a meal as written in the instructions, you will receive the meal in the illustration) 3: The Holy Bible! Although the bible is more metaphoric with teachings and sayings, it still provides tons of testimonials that we all can relate to, such as: friendships, faith, wealth, wisdom and courage. The next time you're watching television, reading a book or just chatting with a friend, ask yourself these questions... How much of this is actually possible? How does this relate or affect me? Are their two sides to this story? Run your answer through your "bull-crap filter" and see if you still believe it . . . cheers!
Friday, April 16, 2010
Proactiv Vending Machines??
I never thought that I'd see the day when Proactiv would start slanging out of vending machines! I was doing a little shopping in the Carson Mall when my eyes stumbled upon this great discovery. While this may sound like an innovative way to bring in more sales, it is also a unique way to openly humiliate shoppers. After actually using one of these vending machines, THE ENTIRE MALL is going to be scoping out your face see how bad you actually need it! Save yourself the embarrassment and just purchase your skin treatment off one of those late night infomercials. . . cheers!
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